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N\u011bkter\u00e9 humorn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy pak mohou oslovit ve\u0159ejnost a t\u0159eba se stanou sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 kni\u017en\u00ed beletrie a jedn\u00edm z nich by mohla b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00edhoda se zanesen\u00fdm odpadem na va\u0161\u00ed toalet\u011b....","datePublished":"2025-02-11","dateModified":"2025-02-11","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.maximino.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"maximino.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.maximino.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7b7a3ac09da7f6a75c5f1ebec5be454c22943a51b9f5595d89318ef09bd44dd1?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7b7a3ac09da7f6a75c5f1ebec5be454c22943a51b9f5595d89318ef09bd44dd1?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"maximino.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.maximino.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/pull-4601491_640_7.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.maximino.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/pull-4601491_640_7.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.maximino.cz\/patalie-se-zachodem-jako-namet-na-povidku\/","about":["Business"],"wordCount":414,"articleBody":"         Stalo se v\u00e1m n\u011bkdy, \u017ee jste pro\u017eili pikantn\u00ed situaci, s ne zrovna p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fdm pr\u016fb\u011bhem, ale s dobr\u00fdm koncem, a zatou\u017eili jste j\u00ed popsat ve form\u011b pov\u00eddky? N\u011bkter\u00e9 humorn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy pak mohou oslovit ve\u0159ejnost a t\u0159eba se stanou sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 kni\u017en\u00ed beletrie a jedn\u00edm z nich by mohla b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00edhoda se zanesen\u00fdm odpadem na va\u0161\u00ed toalet\u011b. Po p\u0159\u00edchodu z pr\u00e1ce si odsko\u010d\u00edte na velkou pot\u0159ebu a po spl\u00e1chnut\u00ed se va\u0161e v\u00fdkaly nehodlaj\u00ed posunout do odpadov\u00e9ho potrub\u00ed. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u00e1te doma gumov\u00fd zvon, s n\u00edm\u017e se v\u00e1m ji\u017e n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t v minulosti zada\u0159ilo prorazit ucpan\u00fd z\u00e1chod. Jste je\u0161t\u011b oble\u010den v saku a ko\u0161ili s kravatou, ale nechcete kv\u016fli p\u0159evl\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed ztr\u00e1cet \u010das a pust\u00edte se ihned do pr\u00e1ce. Popadnete pevn\u011b gumov\u00fd zvon do ruky a zah\u00e1j\u00edte prvn\u00ed podtlakov\u00fd pohyb, jen\u017ee zvon se v\u00e1m vysmekne z ruky a va\u0161e pa\u017ee se zabo\u0159\u00ed do m\u00edsy s v\u00fdkaly, tedy oble\u010dena v ko\u0161ili a v saku. Nakonec pot\u0159\u00edsn\u011bn\u00e9 a zap\u00e1chaj\u00edc\u00ed oble\u010den\u00ed odhod\u00edte v koupeln\u011b do vany, p\u0159evl\u00e9knete se, ale situace se opakuje i v civiln\u00edm oble\u010den\u00ed, tehdy pro zm\u011bnu vyst\u0159\u00edkne tekutina p\u0159\u00edmo na va\u0161e tri\u010dko a tepl\u00e1ky, tak\u017ee op\u011bt dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159evl\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed. Nakonec se po hodin\u011b marn\u00fdch pokus\u016f prorazit odpad odhodl\u00e1te volat instalat\u00e9ra nonstop a ten v\u00e1m po p\u0159\u00edjezdu ozn\u00e1m\u00ed, \u017ee je z\u0159ejm\u011b ucpan\u00e1 kanalizace.T\u00edmto v\u00e1m jen chceme nazna\u010dit, abyste nepokou\u0161eli osud a vn\u00edm\u00e1te-li, \u017ee je situace nad va\u0161e s\u00edly a technick\u00e9 mo\u017enosti, neriskujte takov\u00e9to nep\u0159\u00edjemnosti a povolejte na \u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed odpad\u016f a kanalizace instalat\u00e9ry ihned. Ti p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161inou do hodiny a \u0159e\u0161\u00ed takov\u00e9to ud\u00e1losti ke spokojenosti jejich klient\u016f.Instalat\u00e9\u0159i na havarijn\u00edm servisu jsou dostupn\u00ed po cel\u00fd rok nonstop, to znamen\u00e1 \u017ee je m\u016f\u017eete p\u0159ivolat t\u0159eba i v sobotu ve\u010der, jestli\u017ee je situace vyhrocen\u00e1 nebo dokonce nebezpe\u010dn\u00e1, nap\u0159\u00edklad dojde-li k \u00faniku plynu nebo k poru\u0161e plynov\u00e9ho kotle v pr\u016fb\u011bhu topn\u00e9 sez\u00f3ny.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          4.4\/5 - (11 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Pat\u00e1lie se z\u00e1chodem jako n\u00e1m\u011bt na pov\u00eddku","item":"https:\/\/www.maximino.cz\/patalie-se-zachodem-jako-namet-na-povidku\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]